Thursday, January 24, 2013

TOP FIVE THINGS TO DO DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

Finally! Here's my very first entry for this year! Just to set some expectations, most of my upcoming lists will be done subjectively so if you have any suggestions or "violent" reactions, feel free to do so and it will be well appreciated. Anyway, let's move to my entry. I am so hooked with "Walking Dead" recently and I find it really interesting. I love zombie films but I hate anything that relates to ghosts and spirits (isn't weird?). This fascination gave my an idea to come up with this entry. Everyone is buzzing about this Zombie Apocalypse and whether it will occur someday or not, have you ever imagine yourself in such horrifying situation? The list below are the things that I thought would be very ideal to do during the apocalypse.

TOP FIVE THINGS TO DO DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

TOP 5 THING TO DO DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
"ALWAYS MAKE SEVERAL PLANS"
Okay so your a team leader huh! In this time of crisis, you must always come up with an effective plan or a strategy to survive but keep in mind that things will not always go exactly how you planned it. You should come up with Plan B, C, D or an endless idea if things went wrong. Always ask yourself, how if you do this and that and how are you going to deal with it? Are you going to run, hide or pretend like a zombie like what Shaun did in Shaun of the Dead or like what Glenn and Rick did in one of the Walking Dead's early episodes. Also expect the unexpected and be ready. If all things didn't worked out, well ... good luck!

TOP 4 THING TO DO DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
"BE WELL EQUIPPED"
 I'm sure you wouldn't dare to be in this kind of situation without anything to protect you. It is always very ideal to arm yourself with powerful weapons but if we go into reality, we all know that it is barely possible. We could probably have a weapon or two but make sure that you have enough ammo. It's not like games that we can hit enemies endlessly and not everyone can wield weapons so might read some books now and be prepared. Apart from the weapon, you must also equip yourself with first aid kits, well not unless you got bitten by a zombie because it would be useless to treat such would and you know the fact that you will become one of them eventually. First aid kits are ideal if someone among your group is suffering from any types of Human sickness. And of course, you also have to arm yourself with one of the human's basic necessities, FOOD. You might not be killed by a zombie but you will definitely die from starvation. Yikes.

TOP 3 THING TO DO DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
"DON'T GO ALONE"
 Come on! We've seen this all the time in most movies and I hope you are intelligent enough to know that it has never been safe to go alone. Separating ways has never been a good and effective idea. Remember how Terri Morales got killed in Resident Evil Apocalypse? Alice gave her a gun and ask her team to search for the missing kid separately. In the end, she didn't even get a chance to fire her gun. Poor girl! Oh and if you here some unusual sound from somewhere, never ever check it alone. Ask for a company and figure out the mystery in group, at least, someone else can protect you in case of an unexpected attack from the zombies right? 
Apart from this, do not give your 100% trust to someone. Keep in mind that this is an apocalypse and everyone is fighting for their lives to survive. You cannot trust anyone that they can always protect you at your back. You wouldn't know, they're probably using you as a decoy or something.

TOP 2 THING TO DO DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
"DO NOT LET YOUR GUARD DOWN"
 Being Careless is big No No during this crisis. Keep in mind that zombies can smell your human scent everywhere and thus, you have to prepared yourself for a surprise attack. If you are going to take your shower or make a pee, do not place your weapon on random locations. Always have it beside you since you can never tell where and when the zombies will attack. How many movie and tv characters have been killed because they left their weapon somewhere or when they let their guard down. Be alert physically and mentally and get ready for some action. If you're tired, take some nap but do not overslept, otherwise, you will be killed.

THE BEST THING TO DO DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
"BE ON UNREACHABLE PLACE"
I know it sounds crazy but I always believe that being on a yacht or boat is the safest place during this crisis. Well, first, you are barely unreachable. Secondly, you have abundant source of foods and water (not unless fishes become zombies too). And third, you don't have to worry if someone is hiding on a bush or someone is lurking on the corner of a room. Well, unless zombies can swim like those we've seen from Resident Evil Retribution but I guess it is barely possible to happened.
Or better yet, be on a mountain where less of the zombies can reach you. They said that being on a convenient store is a nice idea but keep in mind that these establishments are made out of glass windows so it has never been so safe at all.

If things went worst and you can do nothing more, well, better kill yourself other than turning yourself into a flesh and brain eating zombies. Yikes!

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